The Genie-weenie Super Tanker
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Friday, September 23, 2005
A Question:
"Our favorite cat is named Gene. We call him Genie-weenie. If we contribute $8000 to WVFD, can we name the supertanker Genie-weenie? "
As far as the Fire Chief is concerned, that supertanker is “The Genie-weenie!” (Ranking somewhere above The Queen Mary.) Geenie-weenie can have his own life-size bust riding up on the dash, along side the wolf skull with the blinking red eye sockets. He can pose for Photos by Wingate with his favorite dead prey, big antlers, whatever, in his rhinestone suit by Nudie, feathers and golden boots more resplendent than Puss ‘N’ Boots’; and post his likeness as he so likes on the polished stainless steel tank. First Cat of Wolfskin! Can he handle the overnight fame?
Geenie–weenie’s legend and spirit will live on, riding on every tanker run, safeguarding the good people of Wolfskin, Oglethorpe County, and the entire Southeast across FEMA Region IV, long after he has passed on over the rainbow to the great fireground in the sky.
Mary and I, being not quite the high rolling contributors as Genie-weenie’s Godfathers, request the toilets named for us (Mary’s idea): The Mary N. and Phyllis J. Memorial Crappers. Frankie will be SO envious… Gosh, people can memorialize their old friends from all over the US!!! Unique Christmas present! Just pick an item to name for them, for a contribution: truck bays, the pumper truck, showers, training room, the new fire station/disaster shelter itself—where we can provide neighbors in need with a roof over their head and a hot meal, and lighten their load with some humor. No doubt there will be heavy demand for toilet plaques. Love it!!! We’ll send out Official Certificates, and then photos of their items and commemorative plaques! They’ll make pilgrimages to Wolfskin to visit their shrine. You go, Geenie-weenie-kitty-boy! You inspire us all!
Wayne, thanks so much for setting up our Wolfskin VFD website. Wow, I had no idea I’d get so excited about it until I just now logged on! Way cool. (And thanks for the nice compliment.)
Phyllis
1 Comments:
Let's see if the comments work.
Well, I don't want to disappoint Genie-weenie, but dad won't be able to come up with QUITE that kind of contribution. Maybe somebody will though.
I've got some additions to make still, but want to be able to add a paypal link and other info I need to discover.
Love the idea of purchasable honoraria!
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